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Nov 5, 2011

kebakaran kecil sehari sebelum aidil adha

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esok raya
aku pakat dengan kakak aku
nak buat ketupat dengan kuah kacang
nak rahsiakan daripada emak
biar emak bangga anak nya pandai masak. ecewah!


kegiatan merebus ketupat bermula
periuk berisi air diletakkan di atas dapur
ketupat segera di masukkan

'blup blup blup'
bunyi ketupat jatuh dalam air


setengah jam kemudian
tutup periuk dibuka
konon nak ambil bau
rapatkan hidung ke muka periuk
em wangi


tiba-tiba bau hangus
bunyi macam bende terbakar
rambut aku!!!
tanpa disedari rambut terbakar kat hujung masa bau ketupat tadi
cepat2 lari kat sinki basah kan dengan air
dan
terpaksa potong yang terbakar tu.


ni baru betol2 MASTERCHEF

kehkehkeh


note : pakai lah tudung semasa memasak. haha

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL ADHA , Bloggers!

91 comments:

  1. Amran SyahNovember 5, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    pakai hair net len kali....tak ISO la mcm ni.keh3. safety first beb

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  2. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 12:59 AM

    hisam : hahahah gua rase gua kene pakai safety helmet haha

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  3. Rtp Farra ArishaNovember 5, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    its lessons. learn from your experience, so that you can much more be careful to do something especially in making ketupat..;)

    btw, selamat hari raya korban :'D

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  4. Amran SyahNovember 5, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    memandang kan gua ni sefety, gua ada set safety helmet,ear plug, google,safety boot. lu mahu?pakej uda & dara gua bagi.keh3

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  5. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    Rtp: hee thanks :) Salam aidiladha Farisha ":P

    hisham : gua pegi JB gua tuntut! hahaha

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  6. Syimir IzaanNovember 5, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    hamboi.bukan men masyuk lagik amek bau,smpai xsedar rambut terbakar.hehee..

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  7. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    semangt memasak org kata! haha

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  8. RadenNovember 5, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    blup blup blup bunyik kentut dlm air. aku tak terliur la

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  9. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    nis : salm aidiladha nisa :)

    Raden : hahaha :p Tu je yg lu prasan

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  10. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    semangat sangat sampai trbakar rambut! haha

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  11. cik eryNovember 5, 2011 at 2:31 AM

    pakai helmet utk keselamatan jiwa k..hehe



    btw,selmt hri rya !

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  12. msredcheesecakeNovember 5, 2011 at 2:43 AM

    Bau wangi bertukar jadi bau hangus.... Hhee... Hati2 masak....

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  13. BudakBudakNovember 5, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    kalo pakay tudung, karang terbakar nan tudnug2...hahaha

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  14. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    nasib baik x terbakar smpai botak.. hahaha..

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  15. TehaNovember 5, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    hahah ! malang sungguh rambut itu XD

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  16. CaDLyNNNovember 5, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    ezan...bahaye betul...lain kali hati2 ye masak tu..sat lg gondol pale..sume terbako..hihihi

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  17. Akulah Pak LanNovember 5, 2011 at 4:13 AM

    setahun berapa kali masuk dapur?

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  18. ILA HonEyBuNNyNovember 5, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    apa?? rambut terkabar?cepat2 pgl bomba....hehehhe

    salam aidiladha dear...;-)

    hati2 len kali..hehe

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  19. Syazwan Che DeramanNovember 5, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    setakat buat ketupat.
    aku pun reti.
    hahaha.

    lain kali, ikat rambut @ pakai helmet.

    selamat hari raya weyy.

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  20. PocketNovember 5, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    nampak sangat rambut tu panjang melebihi bahu... :)
    so potong banyak ker?

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  21. Mr.SupermanNovember 5, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    HAHAHAHAH..lelaki lak terbakar bulu ketiak ;P

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  22. UnknownNovember 5, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    tak ikut SOP memang macam ni jadinya.

    heh. amatur.

    *pandang kau atas bawah dengan niat merendah rendahkan.

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  23. DaddyliciousNovember 5, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    mmg la terbakar kalau rapat sangat dengan periuk tu...hehe

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  24. pembarisNovember 5, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    bau rambut terbakar sungguh tak bes.tapi kalau baju raya terbakar lagi disaster.selamat berkorban

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  25. محمد رازيقNovember 5, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    hehe.. lu kene pakai penutup plastik mcam sauna tuh.. hehe. anyway slam idul adha :)

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  26. hanaahmadNovember 5, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    panjang sangat rambut kau? ikatlah wey. hehe

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  27. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    salwaismail : hahah semangat raya org kata.


    cik ery : baik. hehe slmt aidil adha :)


    msredcheesecake : hangus sgt. hehe thanks :)


    BudakBudak : kene pakai tudung saji lah gamaknnya

    Heidi Shafiq : hahaha gelak jahat!


    FatihaMedan: uhuk :p mmg mlaang


    CaDLyNN : ahhaha rentung jadinya


    Akulah Pak Lan : errr jap na kira.kehkeh

    ILA HonEyBuNNy : salam aidil adha:) panggil bomba pon bomba tak layan haha


    Syazwan Che Deraman : eleh kau jeles kan kan. hahaa :p dah ikat dah tp tak sipot je


    Pocket : ade gak dlm seinci. uwaaa

    Abg Stalker : hahaha hangos teros


    Juno : yg ni memang saje kan kan. gua mmg pndai msk. ni saje je buat2 tebako rambut hahahah :p


    Daddylicious : itulah. semnagt sgt memasak.


    pembaris : hehehe:p nasib baik! slm aidil adha :)

    محمد رازيق : hehehe thanks :)


    hanaahmad ikat dah tp ikat pony tail mmg la tebakar. panjang sikit tap tak panjg sgt hahaa. :p

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  28. Loyar LawaNovember 6, 2011 at 2:44 AM

    hahahah buleh buat style rambut baru.. :-)

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  29. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    hahaha tau takpe

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  30. uncle gedekNovember 6, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    OK.... uncle beli tudong satu nanti....

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  31. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 6:12 AM

    itulah pengorbanan ezan untuk raya korban tahun nie kan?

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  32. habsahharunNovember 6, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    tu dia haih..sampai terbakar. :)

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  33. azalia hjsallehNovember 6, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    mesej berguna nieeeeee !
    pakai tudung saji pun x pe

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  34. syahirooAhmadNovember 6, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    hahahahHHahah.. aiyakk. ingat kan bau masakan yg hangus.. rupanya rambut dia. adehhh..

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  35. dhiera zainudinNovember 6, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    huaaa...sayang ye terbakar rambut. nasib perasan!

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  36. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    gedek! : oke uncle! nak yg bling2 tau


    shera haifa: haha korban rambut dek oi


    habsahharun : xtream tak? huhu

    azalia hjsalleh : tu lagi bagus haha


    syahirooAhmad : hehehe tak de rezeki la tu

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  37. Nina MadsNovember 6, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    hehe.. lawak la akak :)
    sanggulkan rambut pun boleh

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  38. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    dhiera. : tu la kalo tak botakkk

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  39. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    amanina sofea :lupe nak sanggol hehe

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  40. Chef KampungNovember 6, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    heehe salute!!!
    ketupat tu konfem rse hangit kan kan? ;p

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  41. Aleen AidenNovember 6, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    sebab xmaster lah jadi macam tu.. =_=



    kah3!

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  42. UnknownNovember 6, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    LUTFI SYAFIQ : hahaha mane de sedp je.


    aleen aiden : ni kalu chef jo tau ni kene marah ni haha

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  43. Ct ArinaNovember 7, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    bahaha! apelah naseb kau dik. tulah, banyak kegunaan tudung selain daripade menutup aurat kan ^.^

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  44. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    nasib baik rambut yang terbakar.
    kalau rumah?
    lu pikirrr la sendiri.agaga.

    selamat hari raya aidiladha. :D

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  45. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    sis rina. : malang tak bebau sis

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  46. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    iekasub : ahhahaha bahaye tu /:P

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  47. Hanis MYNovember 7, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    ya ampunnn pengsan! hehe...comel plak

    apapun salam aidiladha...

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  48. Izyan MasriNovember 7, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    KESIAN GILA RAMBUT TERBAKAR :O

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  49. syafiqaNovember 7, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    haha cis,gila kesian.xpe.style baru
    okayy.
    salam aidiladha

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  50. Akim IqbalNovember 7, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    Pot pet pot pet

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  51. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 4:31 AM

    syafiqa : salam aidil adha
    akim iqbal : potpet

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  52. kim heeruulNovember 7, 2011 at 4:55 AM

    inilah master chef yang dicari2..keh keh keh..salam aidiladha si comel..=)

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  53. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 5:01 AM

    kim : hee ;p thanks ya!

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  54. Umie NadhirahNovember 7, 2011 at 5:39 AM

    kau betul2 masta chef.. peserta masta chef pun x berani bakar rambut sendiri macam kau buat haha..

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  55. AnonymousNovember 7, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    hai masterchef , haha

    slamat ary raye weyhh !

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  56. AnonymousNovember 7, 2011 at 6:51 AM

    hihii sebab tu peraturan di dapur kene pakai penutup kepala kot.. sbb takut insiden seperti ini la berlaku

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  57. ewanthologyNovember 7, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    ada jumpa rambut tak dalam ketupat tu?

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  58. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    uish ada kebakaran? nsb baik kecil je

    btw slmt hari raya qurban :)

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  59. ishikoNovember 7, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    wahhh.. raya yg bertajuk, ketupat rambut bakar!!! hehhee

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  60. Dhiya FarizaNovember 7, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    haha kelakar weyh hahahaha takpe niat anak yg murni

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  61. ghost November 7, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    tuh sebab orang kata,kena ikat rambut kalau nak buat keje2 memasak nih..

    eh,tapi nak lagi safe,pakailah tudung ye dak..haha

    selamat hari raya qurban,EzanIdma.
    (tak ramai yang aku ucapkan)

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  62. zahidah seranNovember 7, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    daring betul masak sambil bakar rambut..haha.

    nasib baik cpt perasan ye...

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  63. sayakayrulezNovember 7, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    masterchef terbaik la!

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  64. SofeaNovember 7, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    ouch.. jgn cerita kat bakal mak mertua kay..

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  65. UnknownNovember 7, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    Umie Artoqiemie : hahaha jadi aku layak la jadi masterchef ye dak


    Fara E's: hai. slmt hr raye!


    .sweet-ants. : iya itu slh satunye


    delarocha : ade, mcm serai dah haha

    Saiazuan : kebakarn rambut je


    ishiko : haha bes

    Dhiya Fariza : janji niat tu ikhlas. haha


    ghost writer : thanks ghost :)


    zahidah seran : kalo tak hangus


    khairul akmal bin azman : johan masterchef pertama :p


    Alkisah : shhhh :p

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  66. si ngokngekNovember 8, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    mak aii..bangga ank mak pandai masak.....rambut..derm!!!hahaha

    salam aidil adha..kak duit raya??


    eh asal tak korban ja rambut tue sampai habis...larikkkk

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  67. MunNovember 8, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    uiiishhh nasib baik sikit jerkk yg terbakar.. haha

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  68. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    si ngok ngek : haha bangge la sgt tp smp rmbut terbkr haha

    cma : kalo sume botak heheh

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  69. Ujang9897November 8, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    calon bini berjaya ni..hahaha

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  70. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    ehem ehem

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  71. Muhamad Zaki ZafirNovember 8, 2011 at 2:39 AM

    hah,xpsl2 rmbut kena korban.haha.xpe raye puase haritu lg truk sy kena,dapur trbkr.

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  72. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    haa? dapor terbakr? lagi dsyht!

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  73. Ihsan ArifinNovember 8, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    xde video ke rambut terbakarrrr ;)

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  74. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    alaaa perli letew

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  75. Alif HarisNovember 8, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    lenkali pakai tudung.. then pakai helmet sekali senang :D

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  76. mimiNovember 8, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    siryes lah!!hahahaha. yang ni lawak :D

    Salam aidil adha :)

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  77. mimiNovember 8, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    salam aidil adha kak ezan ! :)

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  78. suria lekatlekitNovember 8, 2011 at 5:16 AM

    ni mesti kes buat iklan syampo masa kat dapur.. lain kali sanggul rambut tu yer dik.. nasib baik skit.. kalau hangus semua camno tu?? kekekeke

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  79. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    alif haris :hahahah pakai helmet lagi power


    mimi: slm aidil adha mimi




    THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY: tu la ikat je tak snggul huhu

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  80. ejulzNovember 8, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    seb baek rmbut tbakar.. kalo idong tbakar nk potong camne.. haHa

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  81. asfira aminuddinNovember 8, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    rambut terbakar?? haha. babe, lainkali ikat sanggul je senang. :)

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  82. KizZNovember 8, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    Hahakz...wah pasni dah takyah lah u pakai hair dryer lagi..hihi

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  83. HEROICzeroNovember 8, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    pakailah tudung semasa memasak tu aku kira , nasihat yang baik !

    haha =)

    Salam eid al-Adha, kalau belum terlewat.

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  84. eLLNovember 8, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    selamat hari raya aidiladha ezan.

    yang hilang tumbuh berganti. hehe

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  85. YouSOFNovember 8, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Hehehe.. Aku yakin mak kau mesti bangga dengan kes ni.. ;D


    Tak pakai tudung, pakai scarf pun ok je.. haha

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  86. UnknownNovember 8, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    ejulz : takde hidong le cmtu

    asfira aminuddin : tu la. heheh terlupa na ikt

    KizZ : hahaha memang pon


    HEROICzero : slm aidil adha :)


    eLL : nasib baik tumbuh :p

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  87. @anisaswadiNovember 9, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    selamat hari raya adha juga. even dah lepas -,- btw, better pakai anak tdung jer. tade la pnas ^^

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  88. UnknownNovember 9, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    anis : hehee slm aidil adha anis

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  89. FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATIONNovember 10, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    kahkah, macammana boleh terjadi tu?

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  90. NIJNovember 10, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    tak cool la pakai tdung..
    pakai shawl la mase masak.
    gaya itu penting. :p

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  91. UnknownNovember 11, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATION : itulah org kate malang tak berbau


    IZNIE MEI : ahha betol2 siap lilit2

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