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Nov 15, 2011

Bila perempuan mengeluarkan peluh

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Jogging. Suatu perkara yang bukan asing bagi aku. ni aku nak cerita benda-benda yang buat lagi aku bersemangat nak jogging. Berjogging berteman kan Lelaki yang badan-badan tough yang mengeluarkan peluh jantan. aku pula mengeluarkan peluh betina. eh. nampak tidak kurang sopan pula menggunakan perkataan betina pada peluh seorang permpuan. baiklah. kita tukar menjadi peluh gadis. ya peluh gadis. itu mungkin lebih sopan dan menampakkan keayuan seorang gadis seperti aku. kehkehkeh




Bila nampak kebonjolan meraka. ia buat aku meremang. oh, maksud aku kebonjolan betis. aku tak pernah lagi ternampak kebonjolan lain. Kebonjolan betis itu seksi, tahu? hal ini menyebabkan kelajuan aku berlari mengalahkan watson nyambek. Nasib baik masa sekolah dulu acara 1500m sudah menjadi kebiasaan bagi aku. Jadi tidak sukar untuk berlari beriringan dengan mereka. cewah. 

suatu petang yang tenang. Burung-burung berkicauan, kelihatan seorang perempuan sedang berjogging. berdekatan dengan nya kelihatan seorang lelaki juga sedang berjogging. terjadilah perbualan di antara mereka,


Lelaki tough  : hye. selalu nampak awak kat sini
Aku              : eh, hye. haah, berat dah naik. kenalah jog sikit
Lelaki tough  : oh yeke. kurus je saya tengok, Berapa round dah ni?
Aku              : 4
lelaki tough   : wah. saya baru satu. 
Aku             : tu lah, ni agak nak tambah satu round lagi. ok lah.saya pergi dlu
                    (sambil berlari dengan beriya-iya)
lelaki           : ok hati2



Note : sebenarnya aku baru je satu round. kadang-kadang kita perlu menipu untuk keyakinan diri. kehkehkeh







  1. AuniNovember 15, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    haha..kuat temberang

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  2. EnciK AxixOuNovember 15, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    hahaha..ade gak peluh gadis ea...xpe la menipu cket2..kah2

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  3. JQNovember 15, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    hahahaha.. bgus jugak tu. Peluh gadis yang sudah 4 ROUND . hehe

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  4. NFE.November 15, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.kak ezan comel wey ngorat lelaki.kahkahkah

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  5. tieykahNovember 15, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    HAHAHAHA

    gua punya azam mahu jogging petang-petang.tapi lupa bawak sport shoes.

    *padahal memang sengaja tinggalkan

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  6. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Auni : hahah kadang2

    EnciK AxixOu: ade jugak hehe


    Princess^of^Hemp : 4 round tuuu


    Nin Ahmad ツ : skill tu penting


    tieykah : nnt kite joggng sesame ajk Bro hisam haha

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  7. sekadar satu coretanNovember 15, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    ooo tipu yee...

    berat kak ain pun dah naik..tapi nak lari2 mcm tu..alahai malasnyeeee...

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  8. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    ainnoraini :kadang2 kene tipu kak hehe

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  9. KizZNovember 15, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Hihih..ada style larh!

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  10. Atiqah WadiahNovember 15, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    haha~igtkan mmg btol2 4 round..tanjat kitteww..hehe =p

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  11. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    kizz : haha nak hidup kan

    Atiqah : hahaha jgn cpt percaya :p

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  12. AnonymousNovember 15, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    ish ish ish temberang ye, . . . sambil jogging mengurat laki sekali, . . . hahak :P, . . . contoh ikutan yg baik kepada adik-adik, . . . :D hee

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  13. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    hahah jgn ikot jali

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  14. IEJANovember 15, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    rajinnya jogging :)

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  15. azalia hjsallehNovember 15, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    eeeeeee teruk betul
    x baik menipu tauuu

    kalau kita jd awak, kita ajak dia jog sme2. tukar2 no phone. alih2 jd laki plak ;)

    tempat nikah, buat kat tempat jog tuh sbb kat situ tempat pertemuan.

    perghhh amacam tragis x cite kita?

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  16. bujal XNovember 15, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    apsal aku joging takde awek nak tegur????? wai? timkai?

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  17. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    ieja : hobby :)

    lia : alaa, takpe2 sok jumpe dy baru mintak hhaha

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  18. zahidah seranNovember 15, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    kahkah,
    baru nak percaya 4 round.
    cet.

    mesti cowok kagum gile dengar ye.

    ps: profile awak: 23 tahun, menggiurkan??...auwww...

    pps:suka bc profile awak sebab tukar2..=D

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  19. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    bro bujal : salah taktik kot haha

    Zahidah seran : hahaha jgn percaya sgt sis. suka tukr sbb sy tak ttp pndirian. haha ;P

    awwww

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  20. Akulah Pak LanNovember 15, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    Kau joging sensorang ka? perempuan berpeluh nampak seksi. haha

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  21. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    sorg . kdg2 je gn kawn haha ;p aku sexy letew

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  22. Cik BambamNovember 15, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    hahahahhaha...tarak guna punya ezannn!! ahahha..kaki kelentong ek!heheheh

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  23. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    cibambam :hehe sekali sekala

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  24. BertoNovember 15, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    4 round lelaki = 1 round perempuan

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  25. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    hahaha berto jeles

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  26. Naz Al YahyaNovember 15, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    mesti lelaki itu berkata dlm hati " ni sesuai jd calon bini ni" itupun klu si lelaki itu bujang, klu perut dah kedepan, for sure dia adalah laki org. hehehe

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  27. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    naz: laki org tank la naz haha

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  28. HEROICzeroNovember 15, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    peh dia punya sembangggg ! kah3x~

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  29. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    haha! itu naiss doh.

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  30. UnknownNovember 15, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    hero : sembangkencnag haha

    Juno : aku tahu. kan? ahha

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  31. zoulNovember 16, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    ahaha anda klakar...peluh gadis itu mmg prempuan mlayu terakhir abis...laki tu kompem buat 5 6 round lpas tu...:P

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  32. Ct AjaNovember 16, 2011 at 2:15 AM

    hahahhaa.... mati2 ingatkan 4 tadi..hhahhaaa...

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  33. CaDLyNNNovember 16, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    ahaha..ezan2..sgt konfiden!

    huhu..dah lame tak jogging .. :(

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  34. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    hahahk... adeh.. cakap la patbelas round-.-"

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  35. UnknownNovember 16, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    zoul : hahaha betol. nak chalenge punye pasl


    Ct Aja : hahahah shhhh!


    CaDLyNN : jom jog same2 lynn


    El-Janna : karang dy tekejot lak haha

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  36. Syazwan Che DeramanNovember 16, 2011 at 5:21 AM

    pergi la gym!
    hehe

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  37. UnknownNovember 16, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    ahha jom!

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  38. YouSOFNovember 16, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    Lelaki tough (?) : Cheese! Iya2 aku ingat kau betul2 dah 4 round. Patutlah kau tak tercungap-cungap lagi masa tu kan..





    Serius rindu gila nak jogging lama.....

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  39. YouSOFNovember 16, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    *Terima kasih. Lama dah tak kena puji hensem. Kehkehkeh.

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  40. kuraNovember 16, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    berdosa menipu... nnt jog mesti langgar batu. Ehhh. hahah

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  41. ORLANDO AHMADNovember 16, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    busuk...

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  42. eLLNovember 16, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    sungguh tough temberangan terseBUTT

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  43. yuyu azizNovember 16, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    hehe u ni kelakar la ezan!

    :)

    btw, i miss u tooo!

    -yuyu-

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  44. UnknownNovember 16, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    YOUsoF : hahaha tertipu


    kura : waa kejam mendoakan

    ORLANDO AHMAD : tak la wangi ahha


    eLL : kite mesti nmpak tough


    yuyu aziz : Miss ya!

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  45. Dhiya FarizaNovember 16, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Lol but the point i nak sentuh is felamak kena tegur tuhhh. Selama i jog nobody ever approach me.

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  46. UnknownNovember 16, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    hahaha ;p tu pon lupe mintak no fon

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  47. ejulzNovember 16, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    kene ada keyakinan.. :)

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  48. amyipNovember 16, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    hahahaha.... sengal.. tapi ada baik dalam dialog tu.. :DD

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  49. UnknownNovember 16, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    ejulz : hhehe haruslah
    amyip : hahahaha biala

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  50. hanaahmadNovember 16, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    ayat mengayat ke tu ezan? hehehee.

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  51. ewanthologyNovember 16, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    jgn hangat2 taik ayam sudah leee

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  52. YouSOFNovember 16, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    LOL

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  53. SofeaNovember 16, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    haha mengong.. tercabar iman lelaki tu tau..

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  54. DaddyliciousNovember 17, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    Bikin suspen jer la...ingan benjolan apa ke...hehe

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  55. BonekadalamCherminNovember 17, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    okay dh lama x joging

    jom ajak aku?

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  56. UnknownNovember 17, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    hanaahmad : hahaha lebih kurg

    delarocha : bg la semangt sket


    YOUsoF : Hehe


    Alkisah: ahhaha iman dia kuat. takpe


    Daddylicious : haa jgn pk bukan2

    BonekadalamChermin : meh meh

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  57. yanamibNovember 17, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    haha xmenahan 1 round dikatanya 4 round..fuuhh hope mmg dpt la abes 4 round jog tu ye yunk =P

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  58. UnknownNovember 17, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    hehehe kene pandai sis.

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  59. Alif HarisNovember 17, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    perghhh kaki gebang jugak akak ni ye hahaha :D

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  60. msredcheesecakeNovember 17, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Saba je la.... 4 round tu.... Hhee

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  61. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    menipu untuk keyakinan , haha

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  62. UnknownNovember 17, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    alif haris : kadang2 je hehe


    msredcheesecake : hehehe terer kan


    Fara E's " hehe. harus

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  63. say to easy=)November 17, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    hahaha..lain kali ckp je xlah 10 kali dah round..mesti abg tough tu terkesima

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  64. MunNovember 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    haha..baik punyer kelentong~

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  65. UnknownNovember 17, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    say to easy=): takot dy tros pengsan je haha


    C.M.A @ CikMoonAdnan : ehehhe skali skale

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  66. NIJNovember 18, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    hahahahaha
    sungguh tak bole blah la..

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  67. Shurazirah SukhurNovember 18, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    haruslaa tercabar kelakian mamat tu bila awak cakap awak dah jog 4 round.kahkah

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  68. ghost November 18, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    dan aku cepat sangat tau/sedar lau kau menipu time tuh..hahaha

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  69. UnknownNovember 18, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    IZNIE : hahaha. skill.

    Shurazirah Sukhur: itulah. lepas tu dy beriye lari kuat2

    ghost writer : andakah lelaki itu? kehkeh

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  70. Mr.SupermanNovember 18, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    HAHAHAH..pasni klu jogging tetbe ada awek ngurat nk ckp da jog 10round.nmpk kejantanan melebih2. ;P

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  71. ILA HonEyBuNNyNovember 18, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    hahhahah...tipu sunat eh...ehheh

    adoii la..la lau jog 1 round pun dah semputt tau..lagikan 4 round.ehheh

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  72. ishikoNovember 18, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    style lah, konpident gile..
    hehehe..

    suka jog kat mana?

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  73. syahirooAhmadNovember 18, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    Hahahaha hampeh.. peluh gadis la sgt.. jeles wehhh kau curang.. selamber jee tengok muscle lelaki!! haish...dah tu tipu lagi.. haish sejuta kali! haish haish haihs!

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  74. syahirooAhmadNovember 18, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    zan, diari diet awak tu awat tak leh masuk? only invited je ke?

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  75. uncle gedekNovember 19, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    bagi uncle, perempuan berpeloh kadang-kadang nampak seksi, tau....

    (ya, uncle jujur)

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  76. Miss AinNovember 19, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    da lama tak jogging ni.tiba2 rasa nak kena jogging bila baca entry ni..

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  77. dillNovember 19, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    penipuan terhebat! haha!

    dill.

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  78. Ihsan ArifinNovember 19, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    hey jangan tipu tipu nanti hidung panjang macam pinnochio ;)

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  79. Nina MadsNovember 20, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    dh lame tak jog. kdang2 kita kena tipu gak. tipu sunat..hehe

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  80. cha zainolNovember 20, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    nah. idea baru untuk aku. hahah. pasni kalau org tanya. aku nk jawap da 10 da ;)

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  81. aiEzNovember 20, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    hahaha,cakap biar kencang ye tak?hehe...senget tol...;p

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  82. laylie mdnoorNovember 20, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    ezan! im back! miss u!

    kite pun biasa lari 4 round lah..keliling umah :P

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  83. Mr.SupermanNovember 20, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    idea baru nk ngurat awek ni.yeay! :D

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  84. DAYG ♥November 21, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    haha. okayyy. tips yg baik punyaaaa. ;pp

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  85. nazirahNovember 21, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    huhu terbaik arrr nak cube taktik ni utk lebey yakin hehe ;)

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  86. Liyana ZahimNovember 22, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    Menipu harus ade konfiden yg tnggi! Hahahaha~

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  87. Syimir IzaanNovember 22, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    hahaha.tertipu bai laki tu..hehe

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  88. Nurul Iman RosmanNovember 23, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    kadang-kadang kita perlu menipu untuk keyakinan diri.

    HAHAHA, mmg terbaik! :D

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  89. UnknownNovember 24, 2011 at 2:46 AM

    Abg Stalker : hahahah tu taktau la awek tu nak caye ke tak haha


    ILA HonEyBuNNy : hihi. nipu sunat tak pe kan :)


    ishiko : jog dekat taman je. jom la hehe


    syahirooAhmad : ala tertengok takpe kan haha

    gedek! : betol ke uncle? lepas ni nak berpeluh lah slalu

    Miss Ain : haha entry ni kire leh pmbakr sngt jog la kan


    dill : hehehe leh menang awrd tak?


    Ihsan Arifin : haha takpe mancung

    Amanina Sofea : jom jog same2


    cha zainol : tu lagi la buat dy mggltr nak chalence haha


    aiEz : harus. kencang itu perlu kehkeh


    laylie mdnoor : hey , mana pergi. lama tada nmpk. miss u too!


    Abg Stalker : eleh mana aci haha


    DAYG ♥: sila aplikasikannya ya@ haha


    nazirah : yakin itu penting haha

    Liyana Zahim: yup. kalo tak tak yah menipu haha


    Syimir : takpe, dia maafkan kot. haha


    Nurul Iman Rosman : kehkehkeh.

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  90. Nizam IjamNovember 25, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    bengong..hahahaa

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  91. shahrazaliNovember 29, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    nape x cakap dari semalam awk jogging..hehe...

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  92. UnknownNovember 29, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    nizam : haha sape bengong?

    Shah : karg nmpak sgt tipu. haha

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