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Dec 13, 2011

Perkara yang anda mesti elak bila adik lelaki anda sudah mencapai akil baligh

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Kahkah, gua pikir banyak kali nak buat entry sebegini. Fuh fuh, doa amek semangat. Entry ni datang bila gua lihat sendiri adik adik lelaki gua sudah membesar dengan sihatnya. Dan terdapat beberapa perkara yg gua rasa dah takleh nak buat berikutan dengan pembesaran adik lelaki gua. Fuh.  Perkara nya ialah


1. .Dah tak boleh nak jemur suar kecik n baju cermin mata tu merata2, dulu gua main jemur je. Sekarang kalau jemur mesti jemur dalam baju besar.  Nyorok2 sikit. Kahkah


2)      Dah takleh nak tarik suar adik pastu cakp. ‘aucak Nampak anu dia’ ataupun ‘mana burung mana burung, tunjuk kat akk’


3)      Dulu lepas mandi masa adik kecik2 gua relax je kemban smbil lari2 kesejukan masuk bilik dan air rambut menitik ke lantai. Skrg ni kua je dr toilet dah siap pakai baju dah, pakej org kata, *dah jangan nak bayang gua kemban pulak.


4)      Dah takleh nak cium cium kuat kuat. Gigit pipi kuat kuat. Peluk rapat2 . oh man. No way.


5)      Dah takleh nak Tanya ‘’adik akak dgn fasha sandha sapa cantik’’ sbb bila dah besar ni diorg makin mengerti apa itu kejujuran.


6)      Dah takleh nak tipu ‘’ubat batuk tu sirap’’


7)      Dan last sekali takleh nak tipu bagi tau , adek tau tak manchaster united layak tau ‘champion league’ sebanrnye. Pengadil tu je berat sebelah.



Note :  akhir kata Man.u Tetap di hati walaupun RVP (Robin van Persie) tu hensem. Kehkeh.

93 comments:

  1. Nurul Iman RosmanDecember 13, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    takde adik laki.
    so, bace utk mase depan.
    *utk anak lah kot.

    hahaha!

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  2. ShahzCudinDecember 13, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    keh3x..klaka btol pernainan no.2 tuh..
    agak2 akak aku dlu pon pikir bnde yg sama masa aku mmbesar dulu..kemesraan tu ade batasnya..

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  3. UnknownDecember 13, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    UuUuuuu.. takde kakak.. uUuUuuUu T__T......

    nak kakak cun macam Raja Ema...

    T__T

    kemban! jap berangan jap...

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  4. aSLaNDecember 13, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    permainan no 2 menarik betul ..
    hahahahahhaahaha like this entry ..
    sempoi dan tiada plagiat :-)
    paling penting , entry ezan ni tak macam website Hmetro :-)

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  5. PocketDecember 13, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    hehe, pocket dulu takdak kakak,
    adık pompuan sebelah umah ada.
    n memang
    jdıa masuk je tıngkatan 2
    dah xleh pelok pelok lagı.

    borıng borıng.
    heheh

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  6. UnknownDecember 13, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    adik aku bercerita masalah cinta dia pada aku.

    awkwardddddd

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  7. Amran SyahDecember 13, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    yg no 3 tu kalau buat lagi mmg masak la kene kaki.haha

    Man U Man U...yeh

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  8. NFE.December 13, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    hahaha.jemur seluar baju tue relax lagi.dia jenis takde perasaan.tapi kalau berkemban tue memang dah tak buat.haha


    p/s : cuba teka apa lagi yg kita sama

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  9. Mr. elolDecember 13, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    macam mana nak tahu dye dah akil baligh ?haha.yg n07 tu paling sokong..:):)

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  10. Mr. elolDecember 13, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    macam mana nak tahu dye dah akil baligh ?haha.yg n07 tu paling sokong..:):)

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  11. suria lekatlekitDecember 13, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    membesar dgn adik beradik semua perempuan.. mula2 risau jugak bila hubby jd warga baru family akak.. bkn takut hubby x selesa takut adik beradik yg ke'malu'an bila tetiba ada lelaki dlm umah tp alhamdulillah.. hubby pandai bergaul. bab suar baju kecik tu.. klau kt kg jemur dlm umah.. semua pn perempuan. jemur dkt dgn bilik air.. tp bila ada hubby.. dia paham la. dh berbini kan.. wakakakaka

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  12. Eein AzrynDecember 13, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    bestnya ada adik. boleh main tarik2 seluar. XP

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  13. aiEzDecember 13, 2011 at 6:25 AM

    burung apa dik?burung murai..hihi...;p

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  14. uncle gedekDecember 13, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    auntie masih main tarik seluar uncle...

    (hehe)

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  15. AleahSMDecember 13, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    cool lah kak ezan.nanti boleh practice bila adik dah besar.hahaa

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  16. Hanis HarunDecember 13, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    no 3 tu..adeh terbayang2 plak..hahaha

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  17. red gitarputehDecember 13, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    hahahahahahahahahaha

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  18. ADecember 13, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    haha..sy tak ada adik,eh macam tau pulak terbayang2 kak ezam berkemban -,-" haha

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  19. BonekadalamCherminDecember 13, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    komen uncle gedek sgt kiut!


    entri ni buat aku teringat kt adek lelaki aku
    skrg dh tamau tido seblah menyebelah
    takut terpeluk katanya


    haih!

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  20. Dhiya FarizaDecember 13, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    alamak. dhiya masih selamba berkemban and ampai baju "kecik" kat umah walaupun ada abg besar gajah. terlampau sgt dah kot hehe.

    terima jelah hakikat man u tuh kehkehkeh semalam chelsea menang walawehhhh

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  21. laylie mdnoorDecember 13, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    kite takde adik laki so tak payah buat semua di atas :P

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  22. msredcheesecakeDecember 13, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    Dah lama tak buat cam tu ngan adik lelaki... Hheee... Kelakar plak baca ni....

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  23. Woofer StormDecember 13, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    apapun no7 sy support,mu memang terbaik untuk kita.hehe go Mu,go go..
    *tak suka MC jadi juara epl.heehee


    FOllow sini^^

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  24. DaddyliciousDecember 13, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    nasib baik takder adik lelaki...hehe

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  25. Ijah EmoTemoDecember 13, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Hahaha slmt tak ada adik lelaki :p

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  26. pembarisDecember 13, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    saudari ada last chance nak selak kain adik masa dia sunat.

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  27. amrlaqmDecember 13, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    lawak lah no 2 tu...
    hahaha :P

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  28. amrlaqmDecember 13, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    lawak lah no 2 tu...
    hahaha :P

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  29. ariefDecember 13, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    saya setujuu, salam from indonesiaa.. ;)

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  30. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    hahaha..dats true.LOL :D

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  31. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Kalau Brad Pitt perak nak mengajar apa itu hentai; ada berani? HAHA

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  32. ~Sal Ismail~December 13, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    ouh,kite lagi kesian..ada 3 abg n dua adik laki..start masuk skola menengah da kene amek serius n jaga sume tu..huhu

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  33. CaDLyNNDecember 13, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    huhu...yelah ezan..bile adik laki dah beso..kene cover2 sikit..hehe..

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  34. Kc KasedahDecember 13, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Terkenang sbb ada adik laki sorang aje.

    bila dia dah "dewasa" takleh nak bergurau2 sgt mcm dulu.

    ape2 pun : bisa buat aku senyum2.

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  35. SofeaDecember 13, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    ja.. kamu lupa satu benda.. pagi2 jangan dok ngendap adik lelaki tido.. kerana takut kamu ternampak benda yang tak spttnya kamu nampak a.k.a menara kl.. huahahaha

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  36. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    baju cermin mata tu mesti kecik bleh main sorok2...keh keh.

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  37. MunDecember 13, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    haha.. xleh nak gurau sebarangan dah bila adik lelaki dah besar nie..

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  38. Atiqah WadiahDecember 13, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    hak3..comellah ezan nih :)

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  39. Abang ZamDecember 13, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    abang risau adik lu bayang jaman lu berkemban lagi

    pergh

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  40. Akulah Pak LanDecember 13, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    suruh di jauhi benda yg bernama hentai

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  41. dillDecember 14, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    oh. oh. ade dua orang adik lelaki. dedua kaki computer games.

    dill.

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  42. hanaahmadDecember 14, 2011 at 3:04 AM

    nasib baik takde adik. tapi ada abang. kah3.

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  43. AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 6:04 AM

    alamak. sy selamba je dalam umah ada 3 adik lelaki besar panjang.. dorg pon ok je. siap tarik2 bulu ketiak lg. heheee

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  44. Shawn RazaleighDecember 14, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    hahahah. gila lah lu.


    akak aku takde pun nak tgk burung aku time kecik2.




    ok aku tadak akak upenye. kah3

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  45. YouSOFDecember 14, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    Yang paling penting dah susah nak paksa adik kau angkatkan kain jemuran, takut tercicir sesuatu yang tersembunyi. kehkehkeh


    Rimau Malaya tetap di hati! ;D

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  46. AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 10:07 AM

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  47. Hanys NajibDecember 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    hahaha,sengal gak kau bukak seluar dia main auwcak auwcak~ ;p

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  48. ejulzDecember 14, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    nak bayang jugak.. haHa..

    Man.U tetap dihati!! yeeaaahhh!!

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  49. Lady ShanaDecember 14, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    adek kite laki.. kite ade adek sorg tu jer.. w/pun die dah 18 tahun.. tpi slalu naek atas blakang die.. hahha n slalu makan 1 pinggan.. slalu kongsi beger... slalu kuar ber2 sama.. slalu cakap i lap u kat die..

    No wonder la awek dia marah kite sbb ingat kite pompuan lain yg cuba tackle BF dia.. hahha

    APA KE JADAH la..

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  50. LZ's NovelDecember 14, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    Ok nk byg ezam kemban skang.. Auwwww!!! Seksayyyy!!!!! Hahahhahahahahahahhaha!!!

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  51. The UnknownDecember 14, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Sy adik pmpuan yg dah akil baligh, tapi sy selamba badak je berkemban hahaha...

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  52. UnknownDecember 15, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    hahaha...aku tak tau ape y aku gelak

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  53. Ct AjaDecember 15, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    ahahhahahah.... yela kan dah besar kena la jaga batsan gk kan..hihihihiih

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  54. Cik BambamDecember 15, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    xde adik laki..tp sama jek situasi sbb ada abg 3 org..keh keh keh

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  55. HanaDecember 15, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    hehe nasib xda adik laki

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  56. ღKekunangpelangiღDecember 15, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Esesehh.. dah pandai sembunyi sotong kering eh.. Tak bole la nak usha2 Ezan kemban sidai baju. eh? ;p

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  57. Bella Roast AlmondDecember 16, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    btul3...kna cver2 lak..hehe

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  58. Abu BagiDecember 16, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    hehehehehe banyak yg nak kena ubah hehehhehee

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  59. Telor PowerDecember 17, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    part no 2 wa takleh tahan kehkehkeh....

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  60. ~Sal Ismail~December 17, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    cepat je masa berlalu kan..~

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  61. shahrazaliDecember 17, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    haha....

    sy sokong no 7......

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  62. Nina MadsDecember 17, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    hehe..bende ni dh trkena kt diri sendiri bila adik sepupu dtg rumah & time tu dlm blik air, xsempat lari msuk bilik :)

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  63. si ngokngekDecember 17, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    haha,adik belum baligh,dan masih menayang burungnya,so aku pun boleh tayang..wahahha :D

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  64. Mizz ErMaDecember 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    hahaha..xkecik ke ati adik laki tu? hik3,

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  65. Ain ZulaikhaDecember 17, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    hahahahaha , yg last tu lawak..
    betul lah, takl eh nak open sangat dengan adik lepas ni.. kena sopan2.. kang tak pasal2 lain lak jadi nye yek.. hehhehe

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  66. azyshazwanyDecember 18, 2011 at 3:42 AM

    yang ke-5 tu mmg sangat kelaka :D hahahaha

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  67. cha zainolDecember 18, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    hahaha. minat mu. aku pon :)

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  68. AnonymousDecember 18, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    camne nak taw adik kita dh akil baligh?
    xkan nak tnya lak mesti dorg x ngaku..ekekekekek

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  69. eLLDecember 18, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    saya ada adik lelaki. true, takleh sidai-sidai baju n suar kecik. atau pakai baju ketot-ketot depan dia. tapi selalu suro dia belikan Kotex

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  70. tehaDecember 19, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    betol2..

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  71. taufiqDecember 19, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    salam..1st time visit here.. suka yang no 7 tuh.. memang pengadl berat sebelah :)

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  72. HEROICzeroDecember 19, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    no 2 tu , aiseh . hahahah !

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  73. Aleen AidenDecember 19, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    yg nombor 2 tu....bengong!hahah

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  74. tieykahDecember 20, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    HAHAHA

    gua ade abg

    pon harus control bila dah besar

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  75. UnknownDecember 20, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    hahah. betol3. tapi sekarang boleh usik siape awek dye. kah3

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  76. LAici KAng AisDecember 20, 2011 at 4:56 AM

    tgk burung yer ? haha...kantoiiiiiiii

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  77. zahidah seranDecember 20, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    kahkah..
    sengal lah ezan!!
    akak ada adik lelaki 4 org takdo la den main aucak aucak tu...kehkeh...

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  78. YouSOFDecember 20, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Yang paling penting dah susah nak paksa adik kau angkatkan kain jemuran, takut tercicir sesuatu yang tersembunyi. kehkehkeh


    Rimau Malaya tetap di hati! ;D



    Saja nak ulang komen.. haha

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  79. say to easy=)December 20, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    hahaha..betul tu...adik laki kalo akil baligh paling best tang suara dia.hahaahha

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  80. Mr.SupermanDecember 21, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    gila la main aucak2!HAHAHHA

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  81. yanamibDecember 21, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    xde adek laki aa..tp kazen laki pn boleh apply mende yg sama gini..hihi =P

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  82. KizZDecember 21, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    haha sume pun betul..
    jgn kemban2 lagi ye !

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  83. NIJDecember 21, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    mmg betul lah..
    tapi yg part auchak2 tu rasenye tak penah wat kat adik2 laki.
    hahaha

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  84. cimötDecember 22, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    takde adek laki..mungkin utk aku ngan abg kot..

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  85. DiyanaDecember 23, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    berguna ni memang berguna sbb adik lelaki kita tengah membesar

    nota :ROBIN VAN PERSIE memang handsome dan Arsenal hebat.Sekian .Kehkeh

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  86. Ainn HazwanyDecember 24, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    hahahaaaaa.. lawak gila.adik saya baru je lepas sunat. accaanee tuu..

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  87. Amirah JafriDecember 24, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    hahahaha ada adik lelaki tapi xmcm ni. hahaha :p

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  88. syafiqaDecember 25, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    haha semuanya sama sperti aku.
    berjaga2 kini.
    bkemban tu apa?lalala :p

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  89. ewanthologyDecember 25, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    pelik gak masa draw champion league ari tu nama team menyu takde... oppsss lupa, tak layak yee.


    ahaksss

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  90. Abdul Qayyum AliDecember 30, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    lawak dan sangat enjoy...baca entry ni...

    saya anti MU...(peminat tegar arsenal)

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  91. UnknownDecember 31, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    adik laki aku dah besar panjang smuanya..

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  92. Ca EzahJanuary 18, 2012 at 10:26 PM

    ca selamba lagi ngan adik ca..haha..

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  93. Ct ArinaJanuary 24, 2012 at 8:34 PM

    tp sis selambe je dgn adek. sbb dorang pon mereng. hihi =D

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